I Had a Slug...I had a slug...I Had a Slug...
I had a slug, it was my pet I kept him in a jam jar It got depressed, began to fret Because he couldn't crawl far
I kept it on the windowsill 'Till one hot sunny day I found him stiff and all dried up Poor slug had passed away.
And now my sluggie haunts me He floats around my room He points accusing horns at me and threatens me with doom
'Why did you leave the lid on?' He whispers in my ears His slimy face all sorrowful With small, wet sluggie tears
And now my nights are haunted Slug
Biology of the Staple RemoverThe Staple Remover (Connectiva Chompicus), while one of the smaller creatures in the office, still holds the reputation as a much feared predator in the ecosystem.Biology of the Staple Remover
The most prominent characteristic of the Staple Remover is its four long fangs that give it an almost menacing smile. Non-venomous yet quite sharp, these fangs are capable of latching on to its favorite prey, the Staple, even when it is firmly rooted in its most secure habitat. Its deathgrip secure, the Staple Remover crushes the helpless Staple's defense and drags it out for a viciously rewarding meal. Although more often observed as a
by ~Amelee
lonely
depressed
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Cute but psycho...
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you make it all look gay
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saturninus, hidden dr.agon
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~Coffeehouse had your mum last night
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"J'unis un coeur de neige à la blancheur des cygnes"
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